I usually don't write anything in here but after the last EPIC fail I feel like I have to be more specific
If you live at your Mamas house... don't write me
If you just want to date me to move out of your Mamas house... don't write me
I work in the restaurant industry. Evenings. Off Sunday and Monday. If that's a problem...dont write me.
I have a dog and a bunch of cats. If you allergic or dont like them on the bed... don't write me
If you don't have a job or can't sustain yourself with the job you have ... dont write me
If you have a girlfiend, side piece, wife or can't imagine yourself in a monogamous Relationship...dont write me
If you don't have a car or live more than 1 hour away... don't write me
If your feelings get hurt easily... don't write me
If your past is constantly catching up with you... don't write me.
Also don't write me if
- you are a alcoholic or opioid user
- youhave commitment issues
- you don't think you should share bills when sharing a place
- you have a small penis
- you don't like foreplay
- you want me to suck your****but you won't eat ****
I'm sure there is more but you get the drift.