I am not interested in games, not am I interested in the free for all behavior that has overtaken this generation of dating. I am somewhat old fashioned but not 1940s old fashioned. I work hard and don’t play nearly as hard as I should, but I work in law enforcement full time and I am pursuing a masters degree.
I have one child in college and one at home. I need to be clear that my children have a parent. I think there’s some misconception that single parents are looking for replacements, but I have done just fine without you thus far. This journey is about companionship for me, not to make an instant family.
Also an update- Iearned that I hate being called pet names by strangers. It’s creepy. I’m not your sweetheart, love, none of that stuff. Stop it.
Update 2.0- I’m also tired of responding to “hi” and “hello” or any version of similar greetings. And just to get this out of the way, I am doing fine, I had a great weekend, I enjoyed the holidays, and all that stuff. So now that the small talk is out of the way, it should make way for meaningful conversation.
Update 2.1. Yeah, so I also hate hypothetical questions and I hate playing “would you rather.” What’s going on around here? And I am also aware that my profile is a compilation of things I hate...but yet people keep doing it, soooo...there’s that.
Update 2.2- I am not responding to a pictureless profile because who would? And for some strange reason I do not like when people take pictures of themselves with no shirts on, especially from the shoulders up because what are you even doing? That’s weird. And if you have pictures of everything but your face and actual self, then who am I supposed to be taking to? These are a lot of rules, but they are important. I’m sure there will be another update because strange and creepy things keep happening.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Anything but the following