I could fill this out... or I could put it off. Decisions, decsions. Hmm... yeah. I'll do it later. Or maybe I should do it now, because when I click "Update Profile" I get a pop-up that tells me this field is too short. No. Screw you, pop-up box. Maybe if your message conveyed a little less attitude, I would feel compelled to fill this out for its intended purpose. But now, I have to prove a point. You brought this upon yourself.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Almost anything someone took the time and effort to plan and ask me to do.